Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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Our Biggest Nightmare Came True — It is Raining Ghost Bones in the UK
The castle made famous by Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel ‘Dracula’ has been terrorizing it's neighboring residents in Whitby, North Yorkshire with a shower of human bones -- a recent landslide has caused the town’s seaside cemetery to slowly cascade down the mountain.
Popular Music Group Tricked Into Drinking Wine Made From Human Feces
Tricking girls into doing disgusting things with their mouths is just part of being a scumbag of the male variation. However, even the most depraved minds have a tendency to shy away from foul pranks that involve drinking fermented poo.
Vandalizing Vending Machines in Japan Could Lead to Castration
Vending machines have been targets of abuse and vandalism for almost as many years as they have been around. And while here in the states, branding the side of a condom machine with vulgar caricatures and profanity can warrant some trouble with the law - in Japan, you could lose your wiener.
Brazilian Prostitutes Take English Classes to Prepare for 2014 World Cup
In preparation for the 2014 World Cup, many Brazilian prostitutes have decided to take part in complimentary English classes as a way to bridge the communication gap that many red light women of Belo Hoizonte are often faced with when doing business.
Astronauts Wanted for Mission to Mars – No Experience Necessary
If you've ever dreamed of embarking on a journey to space but never quite felt like you had the chops to hang with the NASA elite, now would be a good time to try to locate an Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator and a solid pair of moon boots: you just might qualify to go to Mars.
New Adults Only Pool in Las Vegas Seems Out of Place in Such a PG, Family-Friendly Town
Viva Las Vegas, but especially Viva The Sapphire Pool Club -- Thanks to them, topless pool parties will abound this coming summer within the sandy gates of America’s most sinful city.
Hyper Penis Ranking Shows Men How They Stand Up Against the Competition
Sometimes it seems like more men are worried about how their junk measures up against others in the pack than they are with where they are going to get their next meal.
Space Travel Can Actually Make You Taller
With the exception of throwing yourself into a pair of tall shoes, there really is no way to make you any taller than that with which genetics blessed you. That is, unless you have a connection with the space program.
Chinese Hospital Offers ‘Sex Room’ to Infertile Couples
At first glance, this dimly lit, red room decorated with fuzzy lamps and a subliminally shaped vagina bed looks like a set from David Lynch’s Twin Peaks. However, this production is not the set of a TV show; it is actually a “sex room” located inside a Chinese hospital, where couples that are having some difficulties conceiving children go to knock the dust off their boots.
Robot Band From the Future Performs Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades”
This is what happens when mad science and rock n’ roll collide: ladies and gentlemen, throw your horns up for Compressorhead, “the world’s heaviest band,” a title that has less to do with their overall sound and more due the fact that every member of the band is 100% metal. Literally.
DIY Home Brew System Lets Even the Chemistry-Challenged Brew Beer at Home
The art of home brewing can be a challenging process, as it involves a bit more chemistry than most of us are willing to endure to catch a good old fashion beer buzz after work. Until now, that is.
School Bans Musical Because Elvis’ Lyrics Are Too Sexual
Nearly forty years after his death, Elvis Presley is still getting some parents in Utah “All Shook Up” over lyrics they say are too sexual for students to perform in their high school musical. The complaints that ultimately led the school administration to ban the production.
Is it Possible to Eliminate the Beer Gut Without Getting Rid of the Booze?
The beer gut is one of the most undesirable traits of any two-fisted beer drinker; a huge weight, so to speak, that leaves many brew lovers deep in the trenches of indecision when it comes to choosing whether to get fit or get drunk.
Gym Intimidation Usually the Reason Why Some Guys Don’t Work Out
Many guys will be entering the gym for the first time this week in an brash attempt to shed off unwanted holiday pounds and, who knows, maybe even work on building up those six packs instead of just sitting around drinking them.
Drunk Women Tossed Off Flight After Attempting to Bum Rush Cockpit
A couple of middle-aged women, ripped out of their minds on rum and menopause, created a near international incident aboard a commercial airliner.
Pleasuring Yourself May Help With Hay Fever
While punchin’ the munchkin can help you clear out some of that unwanted baby batter from the old tickle pipes, new research indicates that it may help to clear out your sinuses as well.
Russia Finally Admits That Beer is an Alcoholic Beverage
There has been some speculation, throughout the years, that drinking booze can lead to intoxication, or even alcoholism. Because of this, Russia has finally decided to officially declare beer an alcoholic beverage as a means of keeping their citizens from turning into full-blown boozehounds. Like us Americans. I mean they didn't say it was because of us, but it's a good bet.
King Louis XVI’s Blood Found Inside of a Squash
Scientists believe they have finally proven that a two century old, blood stained handkerchief found inside a hollowed out squash is that of Louis XVI, who met his demise by way of the guillotine in Paris in 1793 after being found guilty of treason.
Why Does Booze Make Us Want Greasy Food?
In the liquor drenched eyes of the typical boozehound, there is nothing more appealing than large portions of greasy, red meat smeared with all things bacon and cheese to help remedy one motherhumper of a hangover.
Dentist Loses Drill Bit Down Woman’s Throat and It Gets Caught in Her Lungs
The next time your dentist wants to stick a power tool in your mouth, you might want to make sure that all of the parts are on securely. If not, you could end up with a drill bit flying down your throat and sticking into one of your lungs.