Hey, guys, we don't want you to worry or anything, but we think you should know that Little Caesars is trying to murder us. But at least they plan on taking us down with a full belly and a smile on our faces.
Not since peanut butter merged with jelly to create a monopoly over the lunchboxes of every child between kindergarten and sixth grade has a food combination caused such a ruckus.
Be warned: the first one minute and 20 seconds of this video is a super-annoying preamble to what turns into a super-disgusting eating experience, so stick with it.