Sex

According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.

When a man finds out his old lady has been banging someone else behind his back, the first thing he usually does is act like wild-eyed lunatic while trying to find out the identity of the SOB. There are some men who have a more of a non-traditional reaction to discovering that the woman they love is a backstabbing infidel.

Whackers, jackers and popper fetish-fiends, we salute you: You are responsible for racking up 1.2 million years worth of porn views since 2006, according to the latest study by search engine PornWatchers.com.

When it comes to pure, unadulterated, sheet-staining hotel sex, there are some potential dangers lingering about the room that can be almost as detrimental to one's health as a vicious case of crab lice, a community double dong and the words “I’m gonna tell your wife.”

You know that scene in 'The Hunger Games,' when the glass tubes that each teen warrior is protected by retract, and every blood-thirsty child begins either a frantic retreat toward the safety of the woods, or an aggressive dash towards the cornucopia filled with supplies, despite the danger? That's kinda what it's like being newly-single.

As any connoisseur of smut knows, the internet is home to an inexhaustible supply of easily-gotten porn. But all those nudie pics and X-rated videos come at a terrible price, according to a new study. In addition to hairy palms, porn can also cause short-term memory loss. Uh, what we were talking about?

There will now be whips and chains available for students who wish to incorporate a little bit of S&M into their ivy league curriculum.

When planning your next romantic getaway, you may want to avoid making reservations here; unless of course your companion happens to be a super-sexy proctologist with extremely bad taste and a well-greased…sense of humor.

There are only so many ways to make a hamburger new and unique, and there are even less ways that taste good (for example, pizza burgers are disgusting). If you're a burger joint who wants to stand out, sometimes your ad campaign is your best bet, but this Australian company is feeling the flame-broiled heat, because they didn't play it "safe."

There is one business that continues to flourish no matter how unstable the American economy seems to become: prostitution. And while lawmakers are currently struggling to figure out ways to keep the country from tipping right over the fiscal cliff, there are some that believe the solution lies in legalizing and taxing the sex trade.

We're past that old stigma about vibrators, aren't we fellas? I'm asking you, mostly. Us dames have pretty much always been fans.

How long should a fighter abstain from sexual activity before fight night? Well, if you ask UFC femme fetal Ronda Rousey, they shouldn’t – not even a little. Go on, beautiful woman talking about sex. We're listening.

Porn is awesome, and being in one would also be pretty awesome. Yet watching the stuff is something we usually like to do in the comfort of our own homes. Alone. However, we all know that down in Florida, things are weird -- we recently found out that porn runs in the family.

A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.

Nothing is sacred in today’s economy, not even the verbal agreement between a hard working John and a red light ambassador for our nation’s retail sex trade.

You know that slightly creepy dude who, every time someone sneezes, announces that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm? That's me, I wrote this article.

The kind of unicorn I'm talking about may not have a horn and a mane, but it's definitely a mythical creature.

Hey two-timer, you think you're pretty slick, huh? Think again -- a new study says that women can tell if a man's screwing around just by looking at him.

Just the thought of a high-heeled porn star teaching sexual education courses in school is enough motivation to make most of us pretty eager to get back in the classroom.

We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.