Prisoner Gives Amazing Four-Star Online Review of His CellPrisoner Gives Amazing Four-Star Online Review of His CellDon't do the crime if you can't do the review.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Weatherman's Crude Sex Joke Is Uncomfortably Off the MarkWeatherman's Crude Sex Joke Is Uncomfortably Off the MarkKnocking a co-worker for her lack of sex life is not cool. Doing it on live TV may be grounds for getting fired.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Naked Woman Speeding Has More Issues Than Lack of ClothesNaked Woman Speeding Has More Issues Than Lack of ClothesEvery man has come across a woman who's just too wild for him. This is that woman.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Oblivious Drunk Driver Cruises Around With Tree in the HoodOblivious Drunk Driver Cruises Around With Tree in the HoodYou will probably never see a more obvious reason why you shouldn't drink and drive.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary ClintonHookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary ClintonIt's democracy in action.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man With Trees for Hands Needs Medical MiracleMan With Trees for Hands Needs Medical MiracleA man in Bangladesh with warts on hands that resemble stumps has begun the rigorous process of getting himself back to normal.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 PicklesFamished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 PicklesIt's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
World's Dudeliest Guy Sets Record for World's Loudest BurpWorld's Dudeliest Guy Sets Record for World's Loudest BurpAdmit it, you're jealous.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Famished Guy Changes Name to 'Bacon Double Cheeseburger'Famished Guy Changes Name to 'Bacon Double Cheeseburger'Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Nun With Penis Is the NSFW Joke You Know You're Dying to SeeNun With Penis Is the NSFW Joke You Know You're Dying to SeeA nun and a penis have about as much in common as Kanye West and shutting his mouth. That's what make this so fascinating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Idiot Arrested for Throwing Alligator in Wendy's Drive-ThruIdiot Arrested for Throwing Alligator in Wendy's Drive-ThruThe joke wound up being on this guy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Record-Setting Man Has 28 Fingers and ToesRecord-Setting Man Has 28 Fingers and ToesIt's always good to have a spare, right? How about eight of them?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dude Gets Shot and Then Gives Thunderously Epic InterviewDude Gets Shot and Then Gives Thunderously Epic InterviewMan, is this guy made for TV.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Homeless Man With Website Takes Credit Cards, Wins at LifeHomeless Man With Website Takes Credit Cards, Wins at LifeYou may spot this guy living outside on a corner right off the information superhighway.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Prostitute-Lovin' Troll Dupes Newscast During BlizzardProstitute-Lovin' Troll Dupes Newscast During BlizzardWinter Storm Jonas was no laughing matter. Well, maybe just a little one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Half-Naked Woman Goes on Embarrassing Blizzard Walk of ShameHalf-Naked Woman Goes on Embarrassing Blizzard Walk of ShameShacking up with some dude she probably didn't know may have been this woman's SECOND-worst decision of the weekend.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Drug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on ThemselvesDrug Mules Get Super High, Call Police on ThemselvesHere's a reminder that you really should just say no.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Chef Whips Up Delicious Cocaine During Morning ShowChef Whips Up Delicious Cocaine During Morning ShowWell, this is one way to perk up in the morning.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Hut Workers Take Bong Hits to Celebrate the New YearPizza Hut Workers Take Bong Hits to Celebrate the New YearIf you've been smoking up, pizza may sound good. If you've been working around pizza, smoking up may sound good.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Cop Hater With the Most Appropriate Tattoo Is ArrestedCop Hater With the Most Appropriate Tattoo Is ArrestedIt's not a surprise that this guy was taken downtown.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz