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He credits God for saving him and his family.

Two Colorado police officers are not facing criminal charges in connection with the shooting that left a suspect dead.

Halloween is a scary good time for most of us. We watch horror movies, we dress up, we get candy. What's not to love, right?

There's scary. Then, there's this.

You know what they say about bikinis -- you don't have to design 'em to wear 'em. Well, this Aussie babe does both. And well.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

The kind of girl who gets cast as "Stunningly Beautiful Woman" in movies.

If you think "inventor of the Power Booty Workout" looks good on a resume, wait until you see it in a bikini.

We wouldn't mind colluding with this Soviet stunner.

It's our duty to look at that booty.

We'd get in the ring with her anytime.

Her last name seems appropriate, because we can't imagine her not being at the center of any stage upon which she sets foot.

Hard work, dedication, and persistence will get you a nicely-toned physique, but if that sounds like too much effort, you can always just enjoy this babe's hard work, dedication, persistence, and last but not least -- her physique.

In one of these pictures, she looks like shark bait. Feel free to insert your own joke about another kind of baiting that uses a different spelling here.

If you scroll too deep into her Instagram feed, you may burn your thumb because so many of her pics are straight fire. You've been warned. Tread lightly, friends.

She may not be in Wu-Tang, but she will definitely make you say "Oooh dang. She fine!" Sorry, we know that wasn't great but let's be honest -- you're not here for clever wordplay.

She can swim with sharks and not get eaten, which is more than enough for us to think she's amazing. Then we saw how smoking hot she is and now we're questioning the limits of reality.

We don't say this often (or EVER for that matter), but this blonde bombshell knows how to drink coffee. We know that doesn't make sense right now. It will.

You don't need to be a tomb raider to find her treasures... That sounded grosser than we intended it to.

She's from down under and she's totally stacked up top -- it's quite the combo.