GuySpeed

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

It's just another part of living in New York City.

Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the studio.

Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

Two Colorado police officers are not facing criminal charges in connection with the shooting that left a suspect dead.

Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

There's fast. There's speeding. And then there's whatever this is.

Condom Slinky. Two words you don't normally put together, but will be glad someone did.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

News bloopers are great. Dirty news bloopers are even better.

Nicki's newly-single, here's a reminder of why some fans are rejoicing.

Donald Trump becoming our president will not only have a huge impact on our nation, it will also greatly affect his path going forward.

What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?

He's gone from one cooler to another.