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She's crawling towards you, begging you to watch.

Katherine Heigl spends a lot of time on-screen removing articles of clothing. We think this is indisputably a good thing, so we decided to collect a bunch of that here.

The phrase "booty call" has no place in this state.

You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

Who's your...mommy?

Cell phones. They're as much a part of our lives as the selfies we use them to take.

Not that it needs it, but this college has another reason to celebrate.

Halloween is a scary good time for most of us. We watch horror movies, we dress up, we get candy. What's not to love, right?

Drinks are almost on the house.

Bay Area? More like bae area.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

Looks like this guy has finally found his better half-nelson.

"Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger. Please hold just about everything."

Be honest -- the reason you haven't found your soulmate is because you've got issues.

You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.

He's gone from one cooler to another.