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Talk about a stiff drink.

This is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you on TV.

This woman must be a hoot at parties.

You know how girls will eat a salad and then barely touch it when you take them out? Yeah, this woman probably doesn't do that.

He's gone from one cooler to another.

Not many afternoons on the slopes end worse than this one.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.

Cell phones. They're as much a part of our lives as the selfies we use them to take.

These comments will turn your stomach, which will already be hurting from all the laughing you'll do.

You say you don't want to date a girl who's high maintenance? Be careful what you wish for.

If you're looking to follow some hot chicks on Snapchat, here's 12 accounts you should follow.

You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.

You can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.

This will make your head spin.

It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.

There's fast. There's speeding. And then there's whatever this is.

Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.

Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.