Two Colorado Police Officers Not Charged for Fatal Mall ShootingTwo Colorado police officers are not facing criminal charges in connection with the shooting that left a suspect dead.Jordan Soto
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on ThanksgivingBefore Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.GuySpeed Editors
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With...Hand Lotion?What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?GuySpeed Editors
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too MuchPerhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.GuySpeed Editors
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobAmerica runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.GuySpeed Editors
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald's Runs Out of Egg McMuffinsYou know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.Drew Weisholtz
Putz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsDon't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.Drew Weisholtz
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is the Ultimate in 2017Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.GuySpeed Editors
Man With 'I'm a Pornstar' Forehead Tattoo Arrested for GropingThis guy is creepy and ridiculous.Drew Weisholtz
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling 'How to Rob a Bank'Well, here's something Google can't help you do.Drew Weisholtz
Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWIThis guy *may* have a drinking problem.Drew Weisholtz
Woman Has Affair With Son-in-Law, Then Things Get Really WeirdIf this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.Drew Weisholtz
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate ShirtA man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.Drew Weisholtz
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of YuckOkay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?Drew Weisholtz
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby PapaIntroducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.Drew Weisholtz
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.Staff Writer
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy PillsSomeone is in bigly trouble.GuySpeed Editors
Woman Snorts Coke off iPhone on School's Parent Pickup LineShe did lines, while in line.Drew Weisholtz