Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
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Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With...Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Man Whips Out Gun When McDonald's Runs Out of Egg McMuffins
You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.
Putz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 Years
Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is the Ultimate in 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Man With 'I'm a Pornstar' Forehead Tattoo Arrested for Groping
This guy is creepy and ridiculous.
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling 'How to Rob a Bank'
Well, here's something Google can't help you do.
Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWI
This guy *may* have a drinking problem.
Woman Has Affair With Son-in-Law, Then Things Get Really Weird
If this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate Shirt
A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)
These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Woman Snorts Coke off iPhone on School's Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald's Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.