Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald's Ran Out of Ice CreamThere was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.Drew Weisholtz
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn't Flush the ToiletThis guy puts the "oops" in "poops."Drew Weisholtz
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now AvailableNot since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.GuySpeed Editors
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a 'Mancation'This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.GuySpeed Editors
Feet on Airplane Armrest Is Just Oh-So-Wrong (And Gross)Snakes on a plane are only slightly more terrifying than finding this on a plane.Staff Writer
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.Drew Weisholtz
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."Drew Weisholtz
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been ArrestedThis guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.GuySpeed Editors
Silly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In ArrestYou've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?Drew Weisholtz
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for LifeWe can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.GuySpeed Editors
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real LifeThere have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.Drew Weisholtz
Watch Motorcyclist Kick Car, Trigger Ugly Road Rage WreckThis is one of the nastier road rage accidents you'll see.Staff Writer
Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During EscapeThis burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.Staff Writer
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football TeamThere are cool moms and then there's this lady.Drew Weisholtz
Armpit Tattoos Are a Hot New Trend We May (But Probably Don't) NeedTattoos are going to a place you may not expect to see them.Drew Weisholtz
Women's Dad Bod Bathing Suit Is a Mammoth Fashion No-NoStill looking for a killer swimsuit to wear this summer? Have we got something for you.Staff Writer