Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It's a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
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Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
It’s No Lie — ‘Fake News’ Get-Up Is Halloween’s Hot Costume
This is real. We promise.
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)
These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Woman Snorts Coke off iPhone on School's Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Moron Pulls Out Rifle Because McDonald's Ran Out of Ice Cream
There was a McFlurry of police activity last week at a McDonald's in Delray Beach, Fla.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn't Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She's All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a 'Mancation'
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
Man Named Fellony Charged With -- You Guessed It -- A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Feet on Airplane Armrest Is Just Oh-So-Wrong (And Gross)
Snakes on a plane are only slightly more terrifying than finding this on a plane.
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?
A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee - Or Did She?
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Silly Nerd Argument Over 'Star Wars,' 'Star Trek' Ends In Arrest
You've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.