Staff Writer

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.

These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.

This has to be one of the funniest sounds of summer.

Yet another reason you shouldn't text and drive.

Sewage leak -- gross, sure. But it's also pretty darned funny.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

It's tough enough to deal with a boss who drives you batty, but learning the lingo may require overtime.

Snakes on a plane are only slightly more terrifying than finding this on a plane.

There's gotta be an easier way to make a buck.

Maybe think twice the next time you order a drink during a flight.

Love inks.

This is one of the nastier road rage accidents you'll see.

This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.

This guy is swinging into viral infamy.