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Behold the Safest and Most Dangerous States for Online Dating
Are you looking for love in all the wrong places?

Woman Vacuuming Gas Out of Car Trunk Incites Fiery Explosion
Cleaning a car shouldn't end this way.

Chillaxed Skier With Branch Impaled in Mouth Needs Your Help
Not many afternoons on the slopes end worse than this one.

Insensitive Teacher Awards Student ‘Most Likely to Be a Terrorist’ Honor
We all know teachers don't love all of their students, but letting the world know just how little you think of them is a really bad idea.

Man Arrested for Dressing As the Joker Says He’s Not a ‘Lunatic’
The Joker's on him.

Pizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic No
The greatest threat to America's way of life is spreading.

Young Lady on Roller Coaster Has Freakout to End All Freakouts
This has to be one of the funniest sounds of summer.

Sleuthing Bartenders Try to Guess Who Is Underage
Along with knowing how to make a variety of drinks off the top of their heads, this may be the most important skill a bartender can possess.

Um, Why Did This Truck Drag This Sedan for Nearly a Mile?
Talk about your crowded roadways.

‘Puppy Parental Leave’ Is Now a Thing From One Awesome Brewery
We have to give this move a round of a-paws.

This Bizarre New Year’s Countdown Is Way Too Uncomfortable
Ringing in the new year shouldn't be so...strange.


Mammoth Truck Carrying Mammoth Pipes Mammothly Sinks in Water
This truck is down and out.

BMW Driver With No Patience for School Bus Deservedly Crashes
Don't mess with a school bus.

Perfectly-Timed Renegade Loose Tire Stuns People in Meeting
Don't you just hate when this happens?

Hilarious #RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won’t Leave You Hungry for Laughs
These comments will turn your stomach, which will already be hurting from all the laughing you'll do.

Flight Attendant Caught Pouring Unused Champagne Back Into Bottle
Maybe think twice the next time you order a drink during a flight.

Old Man Shooting Hoops Outshines Dude Doing Impossible Push-Ups
This bro has been out-bro'd by the unlikeliest of bros.

What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?
Surprise -- it's not blood.

This Truck Doesn’t Tip Over, Proves Gravity Is Fake News
There are Hollywood stuntmen who couldn't do what this driver did.
