German School Builds Fence to Keep Prostitutes Out
In America, we're talking about a wall. In Germany, they're all about a fence.
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Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully's Mom for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones
Well, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."
Virgins Seeking Photographer to Capture Wedding Night Consummation
From the files of "Ewww, gross" comes this very odd request.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
100 People Name the Oddest Places They've Ever Had Sex
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a Horse
Some guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.
Learn the Delicately Awkward Art of Having a One Night Stand
For an experience with no strings attached, the one night stand sure comes with plenty of strings.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald's at a Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Very Important Research Finds We Ain't Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
What's the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
Horny Deaf Old Man Fined for Watching Porn Way Too Loud
Where does this guy get off?
World's Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared Girlfriend
This is not your typical love triangle.
Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
Vasectomies Increase During March Madness -- And It's No Accident
Here's the ultimate in killing two birds with one stone.
Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence, Here Come the Jokes
It must be pervert season.
Irony Alert -- Mailman Busted Having Sex With Dog
Mailmen and dogs get along a whole lot better than we thought.
Sad Study Reveals Americans Are Having Sex Less and Less
Here's some news that will bring no one any pleasure.