You’re a man, right? Well, not all of us pound beers until the sun comes up and smoke cigars while killing bears with our bare hands before chowing down on a 96-ounce steak. Not everyone is the Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercials. And that’s okay.

Still, there are just some things men should avoid -- are we're not simply talking that whole eating quiche cliche. Here they are.