Alyssa Faith is just your average cardiovascular sonographer. No, seriously, that's her day job. (Her night job seems to be professional selfie-taker.) And since we have no clue what a cardiovascular sonographer is, it's only natural for us to assume they all look like Alyssa here.

Imagine working in an office beside a woman who looks like she emerged from the hormone-addled brain of a 13-year-old boy. If you saw this girl in a comic book, you'd probably roll your eyes at how blatantly unrealistic she looked.