Hey, you remember that show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It was a cartoon back in the '90s. Apparently they also made some movies out of it. And not too long ago they started making even more movies about Leo, Raph, Don and Mike, and they even cast one of our favorite women, Megan Fox, in the role of reporter and yellow-jacket-wearer (see below) April O'Neil. All that is a roundabout way of getting to our point: here's the other April O'Neil. The porn star. Yeah, the naked one, ergo the better one. (Sorry, Megan, but those are just objective facts. We still enjoy all your delightful GIFs, though.)

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