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Dan Seitz
We’ve Found The Greatest 404 Error Page On The Internet
Everybody surfing the internet runs into it eventually: the dreaded 404 page.
Septic Company Workers Trick Customers Into Buying 70 Years Worth of Toilet Paper
A septic tank company managed to trick several customers into about $1 million in unnecessary products.
Maryland Police Arrest ‘Frosty the Snowman’ for Disorderly Conduct
Ah, the holidays. The only time of the year people can dress up in a weird seasonal character outfit and appear completely sane. And yet, some do not understand this time-honored holiday tradition, and its boundaries. Maybe some people are just too jolly, happy and dumb...
Mila Kunis is GQ Magazine’s ‘Knockout of the Year’ [PICTURE]
Mila Kunis has been declared the "Knockout of the Year" by GQ magazine.
Man Sets New World Record Opening Beer Bottle With His Feet [VIDEO]
A man, known only as Tim R., of Alberta, Canada, holds the world record of opening a beer bottle in with 27.57 seconds...with his feet!
Male Nurses More ‘Manly’ Than Most Men
Male nurses get very little respect. They have what many consider a "women's job" even though they help save lives each and every day.
Marlins Unveil Possibly The Ugliest Sports Uniforms Ever
The Marlins unveiled many new things at a press event last Friday -- a new name (Miami instead of Florida), a new manager in Ozzie Guillen and a new look in game day attire. In sad, but related news, every old person in the state of Florida had a massive stroke at the sight of the new uniforms.
Guy Stacks 3,118 Coins on One Thin Dime [VIDEO]
Tai Star had a dream, a dream of stacking over 3000 coins on one dime. So he gathered up a whole bunch of change and did it. God Bless America.