Michael Andronico
![Kids Are Now, Literally, Dumbbells](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2012/02/16691822_BG1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Kids Are Now, Literally, Dumbbells
Ever see a good looking girl at the gym and wonder "is she married?" It would help if she had on a wedding ring, or a kid strapped to her back while doing dead lifts.
![Your iPad Can Now Have a Fleshlight Attachment](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2012/01/fleshlight_ipad_holder_2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Your iPad Can Now Have a Fleshlight Attachment
For iPad users, their tablet is likely they're everything -- it's a book, a gaming platform, a computer and a sexual partner. Not kidding.