Michael Andronico
Kids Are Now, Literally, Dumbbells
Ever see a good looking girl at the gym and wonder "is she married?" It would help if she had on a wedding ring, or a kid strapped to her back while doing dead lifts.
Your iPad Can Now Have a Fleshlight Attachment
For iPad users, their tablet is likely they're everything -- it's a book, a gaming platform, a computer and a sexual partner. Not kidding.