SuicideGirls

Meet Einnis Suicide, an 18-year-old Suicide girl from Portugal. If you haven’t noticed yet, Einnes is into piercings and tattoos. Don’t believe us? Well, as you can see for yourself. she's got more piercings and body mods than most of the babes in Portugal, or anywhere else probably.

Our 27-year-old Suicide Girl of the Day Priscila is a girl of few words, so we made some stuff up instead.

Tierney is a 28-year-old army brat who spends her free time doing hood rat things with her friends. We'd take her on a joyride any day of the week, we just need a little notice so we can learn how to hot wire a car.

Blackberry is a Suicide Girl from Chile -- get google translate ready, she told us all about her hot tub fantasy.

Auburn is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl living in Illinois who likes her own butt, Jameson, being naked and being insulted. 4 birds, one stone?

According to what she told us, Liu Suicide is a professional human hunter from Wonderland. Her story checks out.

Axys Suicide is a 22-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. If you're not familiar with the country, Canada is known for its bacon, geese, tuxedos and hot women.

Meet Lawita Suicide, a 20-year-old Suicide Girl from parts unknown. Lawita is a vegan. You can tell by how healthy she looks. Check out more of Lawita below.

Lethal Suicide is a 22-year-old art student and tattoo apprentice -- Her name is pretty accurate, she's killing us with those eyes.

Morganette is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl who lives in Mexico. She loves partying, tattoos art, and pretty panties.

Slamm is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from California who loves skateboarding and music.

We try to get Caspiann to keep her clothes on when we take her to the movies, but she just won't have it.

Meet Rowdi Suicide -- she doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. It seems like she hates clothes too, which we are appreciate.

You know what they say about French girls right? Yeah, sure you do. They love freshly baked baguettes, right? Well, if you love French women, you should meet Popcorn Suicide, a sexy Suicide Girl who hails from France and enjoys long, slow dinner dates and lounging on the sofa with no pants on. Learn more about her below.

Euforia is a 22-year-old Suicide Girl who loves to dance all night long, which is great, because we've been working on our 'Running Man' and it is looking pretty good.

Rambo isn't just a model for Suicide Girls, she's the boss lady, too. God, why can't our bosses look more like this?

Onyx is a 20-year-old Texan Suicide Girl who's into robots, girls, bongs, and beautiful ink.

Revenge is a 23-year-old Suicide Girl from Paris who bears a striking resemblance to the object of our teenage affection Rachel Leigh Cook, of 'She's All That' fame. Oh, memories.

Chayse is a 20-year-old Virgo from across the pond who says bad drivers make her mad. It's cool Chayse, we can stay home and just chill.

Linna Suicide is a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from France. Linna is still learning English, but that does not prevent her from looking fantastic in lingerie (which is one of the greatest French words ever; see also 'ménage à trois' and 'décolletage').