For those of you who have had your wisdom teeth removed, you know the feeling that college coed and communications major Jessica Gormley felt after waking up from her drug-induced stupor.

As she attempted to come to her senses, she decided to go on a memorable rant about New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning.

She states in the clip that if this video is posted to YouTube, she wants a signed Eli Manning jersey and the opportunity to meet him in person:

We'll keep you updated if Eli decides to make her drug-induced dreams come true....

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