With the missing teeth and playoff beards, hockey isn't exactly the Esquire of sports, so why not embrace the offbeat looks these ice rats give us?

Presenting the 2015 Minnesota all-hockey hair team. Yes, you read that right. Instead of honoring stick-work and body checks, one man is paying homage to the flowing locks of these prep players whose locks offer a wide range of awesome.

We're not even going to try and be funny by making some jokes about blue lines and power plays because they would only pale in comparison to the mane mayhem on display.