‘Find His Porn’ App Helps Women Uncover Their Man’s Dirty Online Secrets
With the advent of the Internet and the popularization of personal computers, men have learned to share information and instantly connect with people across thousands of miles. Oh, and we also learned how to download scads of pornography - let's not forget that.
Find His Porn, a site founded on the notion that all women are intrinsically against online sexy stuff, purports it's "empowering women" by providing the means to digitally spy on their boyfriends, boink buddies and husbands. According to the folks behind FHP, guys spend at least fifteen minutes each day perusing adult websites. Women who believe their significant others aren't among those ranks are being "naive," they say. In other words: don't be foolish; track his online activities for a price.
And there's the rub. And there is the pun! But seriously, back to the topic at hand. Access to the software is provided on a per-scan basis, and each cyber snooping session costs $20. There's no subscription option, which means you're essentially covering a single PC. The program doesn't work for Macs yet, so Mac users, please continue naughty browsing as scheduled. If a guy is keen on deleting his browsing history, customers are out of luck. The software is not guaranteed to turn up incriminating evidence on tech savvy sex watchers. Curious women could potentially end up spending $20 and still be left wondering what he does online when she's not around.
When FHP does work, it turns up websites, pictures and videos in a neat little list of NSFW links. Imagine the look of surprise on a woman's face when she discovers that her boyfriend fiendishly watches little people porn - as illustrated in the site's NSFW tutorial video.
Not that there's anything wrong with little people sex, mind you, but it might be a whole other awkward conversation. Especially since she can't find her copy of 'The Wizard of Oz' on DVD.
[Via Find His Porn]