If you look up the word 'MILF' in the dictionary (if you even own a dictionary), chances are there's a picture of Jennifer Christianson next to it. If there isn't, something is wrong. If you own a dictionary (doubtful), write Jennifer's name next to MILF with a pencil for now and maybe it will be in the next edition. What do you mean 'MILF' isn't in the dictionary? How old is that thing?!?

Christianson, a native of Tampa, Florida and soon-to-be mother of two, has modeled for 'Body by Brazil' and is currently making the rounds in fitness competitions.

Other mothers everywhere are really ticked off at how good she looks. They are calling her a name that starts with mother, but it isn't very flattering. That word isn't in the dictionary either? What do you have, the original edition?