Of all the things that can go wrong while on a date, your bowels deciding they're to come out and play is chief among them.

Think about it: your chemistry is on, you head back to her place, the mood is right and then -- BAM! -- your excretory system begins moving around like Jenga pieces tumbling down to the table. In the words of Dennis Hopper in Speed: what do you do?

The choice is now easy. You spray a product called Poo~Pourri:

When you spray Poo~Pourri into the bowl BEFORE-you-go, our proprietary formula creates a protective barrier on the water's surface that traps odors beneath the surface and keeps them out of the air. All you'll smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils!

It's a brilliant idea, if you're cool with heading out with a product that will obscure the scent of your deuce during a night that you hope will end with some hanky panky. It's not exactly as discreet as Binaca, but, hey, if it all works out and you guys get married you'll have a very funny story about the time you covered the scent when you had diarrhea and now you don't even have the decency to leave the toilet seat down.

It's all part of an amusing ad campaign by Poo~Pourri, which also includes spots for doing your business at a party and at work.