Gordon Johncock — Porn Star or Athlete?

Gordon Johncock. He’s the kind of guy who sweats testosterone and eats vats of protein shakes for a mid-morning snack. The man of all men. But that’s exactly why we can’t pin this guy.

Including any package reference in your actual name guarantees some porn dabbling, because it lures in the naked-seeking ladies. But then again, Gordon is one of those down-home hickville names we only hear during NASCAR races.

So is Gordon Johncock a porn star who drive his women wild, or is he a racecar athlete who just watches a crapload of porn on the weekends?