‘The Avengers’ Cologne Will Make You Smell…Super?

With 'The Avengers' coming out later this year, the hype machine is already churning, and the merchandise has been popping out. The latest being the new set of Avengers themed colognes from fragrance company JADS International.

Worthy (Thor), Smash (Hulk), Mark VII (Iron Man), and Patriot (Captain America) are the individual hero themed colognes while Mischief (Loki) and Infinity (Nick Fury) are also available if you want to smell like a villain and secondary character respectively.

What exactly would Iron Man cologne smell like? According to the website

"A resolutely sophisticated cologne forged from the sea, the sun, the earth, and a touch of devil-may-care whimsy. Transparent, aromatic, and modern in nature, Mark VII combines mandarin, neroli, nasturtium and jasmine layered with light patchouli to create a contemporary expression of 'I don't play well with others' confidence; leaving you always ready for whatever a genius, billionaire, playboy-philanthropist might encounter along the way.'"

So if you've ever said to yourself - "I wish I could smell like the inside of Iron Man's suit" your prayers have been answered. Personally, we'd rather they just bottle the scent of Tony Stark's fingers.

[JADS International via Comics Alliance]