These Photos Prove It’s Probably Awesome To Be a Pair of Hands

When we pass on from this life, we want to come back as a pair of hands. Preferably those hands are attached to a gorgeous woman, or the friend of a gorgeous woman who get to touch her often or, at the very least, her doctor. It's the closest we'll ever get to actually touching a real woman. [Tear drops to the floor]

Enjoy these photos of gorgeous women and the lucky hands feeling them up.

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