Watch This Guy Dominate at Arcade Basketball [VIDEO]
This dexterous fella has developed a novel technique for arcade basketball -- he takes all the balls from the neighboring games and rapidly fires them all at the hoop using both hands.
The innovator also manages to be impressively accurate while doing so, shattering the high scores and the hearts of any small child hoping to win a stuffed Angry Bird.
If this guy has somehow tricked a girl into being his sweetheart, we imagine she has a house full of plush toys. Unless he also applies the rapid fire approach to dating.