Drinks

Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?

Gentlemen, welcome to your weekly installment of Wine Wednesdays. Today we are going to learn about the history of how Napa Valley wines became a respected wine region among wine critics around the world. Napa Valley Wines have become the high watermark of American wines, and for good reason; the most reputable winemakers in America are producing wine in Napa Valley...

Finally, a beer stein fit for a king. In this case, you and your cheap beer choices will have to play the role of ruler.

Aside from waking up next to some wild beast with chronic halitosis and a wooden leg, one of the most horrifying experiences a man can possibly have after a blackout rendezvous with a bottle of grain alcohol is blindness.

When we decided to do a list of the 10 worst beers ever, we were kind of excited -- drinking on the job sounds like an awesome idea. Then we spent the next two days sampling every beer we've ever heard was kind of gross. You have to give us some credit for our serious and thorough approach to research -- we're committed. It stopp...

Holiday shopping is just like a day at the office -- it's more tolerable if you're a little buzzed.

Gentlemen, Good afternoon and welcome to the first installment of Wine Wednesdays. Each week, I will delve into a particular grape or region to give you a brief tutorial and some easy tips to make you look like a prick-ish wine snob. The goal of this series is to do the impossible -- To make you scumbags look like sophisticated oenophiles...

There is nothing more satisfying after a long day of work, play or unemployment than ripping open an ice cold can of Angry Birds.

Have you ever wanted to get more involved in physical activities like roller skating, sack racing and dine and dashing but you're afraid you'll spill your wine?

Are you the type of guy who just leaves his booze in it's original bottle? HOW DARE YOU! Liquor must be opened. It must breathe. It must be chugged every morning before a hearty breakfast of bacon and sausage and ONLY bacon and sausage. Eggs are for wine drinkers.

'Parks and Recreation' doesn't need to get any funnier, but now it might be, thanks to these show-inspired drinks made by the demented minds over at Flavorwire.

Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.

Like Beluga caviar and truffles, Sam Adams Utopia is very expensive, rare and leaves us wondering why it so damn expensive? Yes these products are unique but caviar is fishy, truffles taste like dirt and Sam Adams Utopia is essentially a flat beer...

As far as we're concerned, beer is a staple like water or bread. But the recession has hit everyone hard and even beer drinkers are now cutting back on their favorite beverage. Say it ain't so!

According to a new study out of Finland that certainly spells bad news for our livers, the closer that someone lives to a bar, the greater the chance of them becoming a heavy drinker.

Well this is better than a candy of the day Advent Calendar! We’ve found the perfect gift for the classy boozehound in your life – The Whisky Advent Calendar.

The law is a funny thing. Many states have outdated laws on their books that involve antiquated social issues like women holding hands with men in public and where you’re allowed to tie up your horse downtown. Those are funny, but what’s better is when you find a law that has a really good loophole left wide open in it. You have to be clever and you have to know how to argue it, but it can be done

With the weather starting to get cold out there, we're going to be putting away our Coronas, Bud Lights with lime and fruit-tinged Heifeweizens in search for heartier beers that will keep us warm in the cold. Hearty in the sense that they're strong and hearty and hold up against rich, cold-weather foods. But we' ... Read More ...

We enjoy a cold brew as much as the next guy. But Armageddon beer, which is made by Brewmeister Brewery in Scotland and has a massive alcohol content of 65% by volume, might be too much even for us.

If we didn’t down our morning cups of coffee, our days would be like Darryl Droppings’-- it would feel like pigeons were sharting on us the entire day.