SuicideGirls

Meet Severen Suicide. She's a 23-year-old Suicide Girl from California who works for LEGO. Yes, LEGO, meaning she probably spends all day around impressive erections. …What? We mean those elaborate structure you can make with LEGO bricks, you filthy-minded pervert...

Allow us to introduce you to Vesta, a 23-year-old who lost her virginity on the 'stinkiest couch to my best friend.' Yikes...

Meet Ayleen -- a Chilean SuicideGirl who loves all things chocolate.

Remember these inked up buttercups? We featured Cane back in January and her snuggle buddy Asio ten days later. Well, they're back and they'd like to show you how much they appreciate each other's company.

Meet Joker -- Batman's greatest nemesis. Actually, no this Joker is still alive and kickin'. The 19-year-old from Portugal is into Pink Floyd, 'Donnie Darko', and Harry Potter. Just take it easy on her beaver, she's against animal cruelty.

Meet Dixxia - a 24-year-old fashion designer and tattoo artist from Colombia who likes to stay in and watch old movies on TV. She's also into harajuku dolls, ice cream, and candy. Bow Wow Wow might want candy, but we prefer Diixia.

Ambz Suicide is an 18-year old American SuicideGirl who loves herb and emoticons.

Coralinne Suicide

Meet Milou - a 21-year-old student from Colombia who has a fantasy about pool. We're not sure if she means a swimming pool or billiards. We hope it's the latter because we're sure she knows how to handle a stick and some balls.

Meet Manko - a 30-year-old SuicideGirl from the UK who... well, you gotta just read what she has to say for yourself.

Meet Stingray - a 24-year-old musician and model from Uruguay who's into rollerblading but sort of looks like a hotter version of Courtney Love. Despite what you've read, she's not responsible for Steve Irwin's passing.

Meet Babilina - a 26-year-old Brazilian who's into tequila, whiskey, vodka, and sex - specifically in a car. She didn't say anything about it being a rental, so we're off to Hertz.

Meet Maokiz -- a 20-year-old French SuicideGirl who's into 'Snatch', 'How I Met Your Mother', 'Desperate Housewives' and bacon and eggs. So much for the, "I just want to know what to make you in the morning" line.

Jupiter Suicide

Kurosune Suicide

Meet KattyFox - a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves Coke (the drinkable kind) and listening to M83, even though it makes her sad. She also enjoys watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Hmm, we smell a new reality show... Four-way of Love?

Meet Ginebra - a 23-year-old student from Argentina who loves Jack Daniel's and surprises. Yet, she got pissed when we slipped some JD in her morning coffee. HYPOCRITE!

Meet Essence - a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who's into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can't live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.

Rambo Suicide

Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over...wait for it...bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We've got a TON of those. We'd be her dream guys. Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.