Weird News

OK, let's just get this out of the way up front: I don't care how big they are or how they look or feel  -- live eels should never be used as sex toys. Ever. Period.

This is disgusting.

As we are always reminded: size matters, and you know what they say about a guy with a really big face? He's a home run hitter.

Dog lovers in Argentina are shelling out hundreds of dollars for loveable toy poodle puppies, only to get them home and discover that they’re actually ferrets on steroids.

Because they have remained loyal despite waiting more than 100 years for their team to win another World Series, Chicago Cubs' fans are considered one of baseball's best fan bases — cult-like even. But would they go so far as to send a severed goat's head to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. Yes, apparently they would.

The cultural maturation of a young boy into a man is a gradual process. It begins in the teen years with the shedding of many of the toys and collectibles he treasured as a child -- the teddy bear companion for example -- and continues even through adult life...

In certain parts of Detroit, it's a relatively easy task to get yourself kidnapped, pistol-whipped, or blasted in in the nuts with a stun gun. If it doesn't happen on it it's own though, you can always pay for it.

Google recently announced their new product, Glass, the strange looking eyewear which allows you to surf the web and take pictures and video all while looking like Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Universal Soldier."

Apollo 10, the 1969 around-the-moon space mission, is back in the news after transcripts resurfaced which explain, in graphic detail, about a "close encounter with the turd kind."

Jon Calvo's lifelong dream has been simple: He's always wanted to be fit. Like many, he's tried and failed at losing weight dozens of times, and has struggled with his weight since the early age of 7. In his life, he's faced a lot of hateful comments and ridicule, including people who called him " The fattest person they have ever seen...

A South Carolina man pawned his wedding ring for $20 so he could afford a prostitute, police said. Marvin Holmes, 33, was arrested by Greenwood, S.C. police last week while with a woman the authorities know to be a prostitute. Police say Holmes picked up the woman and told her that he didn't have any money...

Would you bring a ringer in to your funeral? Because it might become a thing.

You don’t need a law degree from a fancy college to craft a good legal defense. If you’re Jose Muñoz, all you need is an Xbox.

Sure, he's got major golf skills, but oter than that we haven't spent a whole lot of time being jealous of pro golfer Bubba Watson. Now that he's driving around in a hovercraft, though, we're thinking we should be focusing on becoming his newest best friend. Or caddy. Either one.

Mike Piazza may need some performance-enhancing drugs to help him with his newest endeavor.

Life is all fun and games for one man in China.

On April 1, 1974, Robert Opel was just a photographer and art gallery owner. On April 2nd, he became a legend when he ran across stage butt naked during the 46th Academy Awards.

It's apparently never too early to learn how to cheat. An Arizona Little League team has been disbanded because league officials say its coaches rigged a player draft.

Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.

Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas is selling a hot dog that just might cripple your heart...and your wallet.