Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerWoman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to HerThere was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsGirl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggetsBrave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His PantsBrazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His PantsThis dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Peeved Man Pays DMV Bill With 300,000 PenniesPeeved Man Pays DMV Bill With 300,000 PenniesThis is a hero for our times.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman Fails to Smuggle Boyfriend Out of Prison in SuitcaseWoman Fails to Smuggle Boyfriend Out of Prison in SuitcaseThis devious lady tried to send her lover packing.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on TrainHillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on TrainIt may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffBite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police StandoffYou probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthOld Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is Picture of HealthSandbox, meet lunchbox.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlMan Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote ControlChanging the channel has never been so costly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing LotteryWoman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing LotteryTalk about being a sore loser.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Scissors Stuck in Man's Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedScissors Stuck in Man's Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedYou can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Teen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-UpsTeen Caught Smoking Pot Avoids Arrest By Doing Push-UpsIt's the arms, not the wrists, that the cops wanted to work out.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing ToysSex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing ToysThey're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins 'Finland's Got Talent'Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins 'Finland's Got Talent'This man has a gas-tounding skill.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Inhaling Gas in Hotel Lobby Has Some IssuesMan Inhaling Gas in Hotel Lobby Has Some IssuesThis guy is gonna have a Shell of a time clearing his name.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Brazen Fool Robs Company President During Job InterviewBrazen Fool Robs Company President During Job InterviewLook, some people are just not good on job interviews. This is the tale of one of those people.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Dingleberry Tries to Set Ex's Home on Fire With CheetosDingleberry Tries to Set Ex's Home on Fire With CheetosRevenge is a dish best served...cheesy?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Very Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for NachosVery Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for NachosThis woman puts the "ho" in "nacho."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mug Shot for Serial Air Horn Blower Is All Kinds of NuttyMug Shot for Serial Air Horn Blower Is All Kinds of NuttyIf you're the type of guy who repeatedly blows an air horn in the middle of the night, you probably look like this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wedding Ring Strangles Man's Penis in Worst Sex Game EverWedding Ring Strangles Man's Penis in Worst Sex Game EverA wedding ring should remain on your finger. At. All. Times.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz