Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is nigh, which means another Bad Lip Reading of the NFL has come upon us! We dare you not to laugh your asses off.

There will be just as many women watching the Super Bowl this year as men. The ladies are going to have somethings to say. These are just some guesses.

In a slyly sexy nod to cheesy '80s videos, the hit CBS sitcom '2 Broke Girls' presented a commercial titled the '2 Broke Girls Spectacular' during the 2013 Super Bowl on Sunday night (Feb. 3), featuring the Def Leppard hit 'Pour Some Sugar on Me.'

We're used to advertisers going all out in their Super Bowl ads, and this year's Mercedes spot doesn't disappoint, offering up cameos from Willem Dafoe, Kate Upton, and Usher, all set to the soundtrack of the Rolling Stones' 'Sympathy for the Devil.'

Super Bowl 2013 commercials are hitting the web fast and furious now. Check out this Super Bowl 47 commercial from Wheat Thins which somehow got a yeti to sell their product.

Linebacker Ray Lewis' moment in the NFL sun may continue to shine this season, as the official Madden NFL 13 Super Bowl XLVII prediction has the Baltimore Ravens beating the San Francisco 49ers 27-24.

All was not lost for everyone in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts this weekend.

There are bandwagon fans. It happens. You deal with it. Sometimes those 'fans' get to speak for the entire fandom. Here is a good example from today's New York Giants victory parade. Who is she excited to see? Sanchez. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez...

Maria Menounos is one of the hosts of Extra and a huge New England Patriots fan. She made a bet that if her beloved Pats lost, she would host the show in a bikini. She made good on that bet yesterday.

There were a few commercials during this year's Super Bowl that provided a sexy break from a high quality game. (Thank you, Adriana.) However, if PETA got their way, the big game would have probably featured a lot more alluring women strutting what the good lord done give 'em.

(Jo Pincusion likes commercials. She also likes to comment on commercials. She recorded her thoughts on one of the biggest -- star power wise -- commercials from the 2012 Super Bowl. Here are her unfiltered thoughts.)

(While millions of men watched the 2012 Super Bowl, many women did not. Smethanie tells us what those women did instead.) Super Bowl Sunday – there was excitement in the air, mixed with the smell of wings and spilled beer. It didn't matter if your team played – you’re men and you sat in packs in front of television sets across the world -- grunting, yelling, cheering, fist-bumping, farting (yes,

You know what every Super Bowl commercial needs for us to pay attention? More women in bikinis. Thankfully, Toyota's Super Bowl 2012 commercial delivers and THEN SOME. Standing ovation. Bravo. What kind of car were they selling? No clue...

With the Super Bowl coming up, we wanted to see if we could get a sneak preview of the winner, but how? Do research on each of the players? Call Miss Cleo? We'll do research the best way we know how -- by pitting the Giants and Patriots against each other on Tecmo Super Bowl on the original Nintendo Entertainment System.

Jason Elia had the perfect plan -- Take his girlfriend to the Super Bowl, and ask for her hand in marriage on the world's biggest sporting stage. You know where this is going.

Forget seven-layer dip: this is the Best. Super Bowl Snack. Ever.

It has come down to this-- after a month of voting, arguing and staring much too long at pictures of women we've come to the final two teams in the 'Hottest NFL Cheerleaders' contest.

Super Bowl Sunday, ahem 'Big Game Sunday,' is the one day of the year that really brings out the degenerate gambler in all of us.

No matter the bash, no matter how big or small, you can be sure it will be populated by the same group of fans.