A Hot Tub Boat Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

We know how excited you are to be on a boat, but wouldn't you rather be in a boat?You would if your vessel of choice was a Hot Tub Boat.

Available for rental in Seattle in May of 2012, but soon to take over the free world, Hot Tub Boats provides hot tubs that float while moving through larger bodies of water via a silent electric motor.

Each Hot Tub Boat accommodates six people. Every boat has a slatted wooden deck, coolers, storage and a strict habit of making you the coolest person on whichever lake, river or ocean you choose. Take that, Aquaman, you smug, sea-faring douche!

Prior to each trip, Hot Tub Boats provides you with expert instructions on steering and operations. Unfortunately, the company is not offering instructors in your choice of theme costumes like Quint from 'Jaws,' Captain Jack Sparrow or any of the 'Star Trek' captains, but there's time for that later.

Expect to see a fleet of Hot Tub Boats coming to a lake near you soon.