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25 Hottest Football Player Wives and Girlfriends of 2014
Breaking news: NFL players do pretty well with the ladies. And here's proof.
Eat Beer Cream Puffs on St. Patrick’s Day Because Why Not?
Several traditional Irish foods are frequently served on St. Patrick's Day: corned beef and cabbage, shepherd's pie and Pepto Bismol. Please add to that list the Beer Cream Puff.
10 Hot Girls on Tumblr With Incredibly Messy Rooms
It's a modern cliche: hot girl goes into her messy room, stands in front of a mirror, pulls out her phone, clicks, uploads and BANG: Instant eye candy.
The 100 Hottest Women of 2013
Choosing the 100 hottest women of 2013 was both a difficult and delightful task. We've spent months pouring over our past lists, internet searches, gossip items and lingerie and swimsuit catalogs to assemble the most comprehensive and detailed list of the 100 hottest women. Yes, poor us, our jobs are so awful.
10 Hottest Daughters of U.S. Politicians
Chelsea Clinton is one of several daughters of U.S. Politicians who seem to get high approval ratings from guys. With that in mind, we decided to make a list of the 10 hottest daughters of U.S. politicians.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
The ample bosom in the picture above belongs to a TV host, actress and model known for getting wild and dancing in front of millions. You also might have seen her in Maxim and Playboy. In 2005 and 2006, she put us all in touch with our inner guitar hero...
2013 NFL Season Week 4 in Animated GIFs
Most NFL teams have now completed the first quarter of their 2013 season. The Denver Broncos have looked unstoppable thus far, unlike most of the guys in the GIFs below, who were very stoppable.
2013 NFL Season Week 3 in Animated GIFs
The New England Patriots remained undefeated after the third week of the 2013 NFL season. That might be the only thing that's going according to script thus far.
What In The Flux Capacitor Happened To This DeLorean?
Is this what happens if you go faster than 88 miles per hour in a DeLorean? Maybe.
Remember Rocky Running Through the Philly Streets in ‘Rocky II’? Yo Adrian! He Ran a Marathon!
Phillymag analyzed Rocky's run in 'Rocky II' and deduced that the fighter would have covered 30.61 miles in real life Philadelphia during his training session.
Laura Vandervoort is Our Celeb Crush Today
Beautiful, blonde Canadian actress Laura Vandervoort, who co-starred alongside Mark Wahlberg and a stuffed bear voiced by Seth MacFarlane in 'Ted,' is our Celeb Crush.
Celeb Crush Jill Wagner Knows All About Giant Balls
You know Jill Wagner from ABC reality competition show 'Wipeout' — the game show that features contestants going splat on really large balls, among other obstacles. Any woman who can handle being around balls that large, that often is most certainly crush-worthy.
Guys Debut Boob-Staring & Masturbation Apps at Tech Event, Offend Everyone
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.
This Photo of LeBron James, Jerry Jones & Hulk Hogan Is Perfect
LeBron James and Hulk Hogan posed for a picture with Dallas Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones during the team's season-opening win at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Tex. on Sunday night. The resulting shot might be the best modern American photo we've ever seen.
Watch This Desperate Bull Try To Hump A Motorcycle
The prairie can be a lonely place, so lonely, in fact, that a bull might attempt to start the singularity in the name of cattle everywhere by humping a motorcycle.
Heavenly Babe of the Day, Kimber Kiefer, Is a Fitness Angel
Fitness, swimwear and lingerie model Kimber Kiefer works hard to keep her body in perfect shape, and we love to admire her hard work.
2013 NFL Season Week 1 in Animated GIFs
The first Sunday of the 2013 NFL season means packed sports bars and optimism...unless you live in Jacksonville. (At least you have sunshine?) Here's our animated GIF wrap-up of Week 1 moments that didn't affect the scores of the games but may have led to some therapy for the players involved.
Babe of the Day Isabela Soncini Convinces Us That All Women From Brazil Are Hot
Lingerie and bikini model Isabela Soncini is from Brazil. She joins an endless stream of insanely hot women from the South America nation: Gisele Bündchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabel Goulart, Adriana Lima, etc. Is there a mine filled with women somewhere outside Rio or something...
Our Babe of the Day, Heather Renee Isbell, Could Change Spelling Forever
Our Babe of the Day, Heather Renee Isbell, is from Ohio. Her online presence at Facebook is DDHeather.
Babe of the Day Jessenia Acevedo Loves Video Games & Football
Your search for the perfect woman might be over.