Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?
Real-Life Connect Four Basketball Is a Total Board Game-Changer
This could very well be the next great carnival game.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
What’s 2018’s Biggest Party School in America? The Answer Is (Big) Easy.
Not that it needs it, but this college has another reason to celebrate.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
#NationalGirlfriendDay Tweets Will Remind You How Sad and Lonely You Really Are
August 1 is National Girlfriend Day. Did you forget to get a gift?
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Soap Hockey Is the Slipperiest Fun You’ll Ever Have With a Puck
We may be in the thick of summer, but hockey is most definitely in the equally thick humid air.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives. A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?
These police officers have been to smell and back.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
What Celebrity Is Behind the Marshmallow Hot Dog Calamity?
A polarizing figure is at it again, proving that some food combinations are better left off the plate.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
Human Beer Can Race Is the Very Definition of Awesome
It's hot, so how about a beer on ice to cool off? It's not what you think -- it's better.