Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Ending Casual Relationships With the Help of Nada Surf — The Fairer Sex Files
Sometimes life takes a hard left turn into Awesometown, when you least expect it. When that happens in the middle of a uh...period of sexual freedom, there's going to be some cleanup to do.
NASA is Printing Food Now, and They Are Starting With Pizza Because They are the Best
We always knew the dudes at NASA were rad, and now they've gone and proved it, by annoucing their plans to print a pizza.
Let’s Break Down Tan Mom’s New Music Video Because That Sounds Pretty Fun
When her song first leaked, I'll admit to feeling like some of the subtelties in phrasing and colloquialisms of 'It's Tan Mom' might have been going over my head. This new video leaves little room for subtlety.
The Party Starter — Legion of Dudes
Every group of dudes needs one; the Party Starter is the man among us who dares to say, "So what if it's Tuesday, Atlantic City is only two hours away!" The Party Starter lives his life by one rule, and one rule only: YOLO. (Sorry, but it's true...
The Museum of Sex in NY — Go Here
Located on Fifth Avenue in lower Manhattan, the Museum of Sex is uh, pretty much what it sounds like.
Play Geoguessr — The Game That Lets You Travel The World
Created by Anton Wallén, Geoguessr.com is a game for geography nerds, people who think technology is really awesome, and anyone else who happens to love fun. Do you love fun? Of course you do, dummy.
Good Drama Vs. Bad Drama — The Fairer Sex Files
The word "drama" gets a bad rap. Lots of single people will say that they "hate drama" and want to steer clear of it; I make every effort to steer clear of those people. While I'm certainly not a fan of unpleasant life events, there are some kinds of drama that are pretty great.
Say Lou Lou – Celeb Crush
Twins who grew up between Stockhold, Sweden, and Australia, Elektra and Miranda Kilbey make up Say Lou Lou, a band who's sound has been described well as "the delicate sound of thunderous yearning." These girls are a little bummed out, but they sure are talented. Also, they look like Charlie's Angels.
Sara Schaefer and Nikki Glaser — Celeb Crushes
Sara Schaefer and Nikki Glaser are the co-host team responsible for MTV's late night show 'Nikki & Sara Live,' which airs Tuesdays at 11 pm. Comedy babes are our favorite brand of babe.
Bear Vs. Monkey Bike Race Ends as You Might Expect
Disney lied to us; bears and monkeys are not friends. Trigger warning/spoiler alert: This video ends very poorly for the monkey, if you get our meaning.
Say Hello To Our New Little Friend — ‘Scarface’ Impersonator Had 6-Hour Standoff With Cops
Sometimes crazy people have standoffs with cops; it happens. Crazy people in L.A., though? They always want to "do it in character."
How to Not Hate Your Birthday — The Fairer Sex Files
Even my dog Rabbit seems to have caught my "birthday blues" this week, and he doesn't even have a birthday; he's a rescue dog.
The Russian & Turkish Baths in NYC — Go Here
Located between First Avenue and Avenue A, The Baths have been an institution in lower Manhattan since 1892. It's a place that every man who lives in or visits New York should put on the top of his priority list.
10 Mothers Only a Son Could Love
With Mother's Day just around the corner, we thought it might be a good time for some reflection. Our moms can be pretty annoying sometimes, what with all the calling and emailing, but it's only because they care. Unfortunately, not all moms have a warm, motherly heart; here's our list of 10 Mothers Only a Son Could Love, some fictional, and some terrible, horribly real...
The Grand Canyon Skywalk — Go Here
Grand Canyon West is privately owned by the Hualapai tribe, and it was they who conceived of and now operate the Grand Canyon Skywalk -- A transparent, horseshoe-shaped cantilever bridge in Arizona that allows you to get a feel for just how gigantic the Grand Canyon truly is, by scaring the life out of you.
What’s Your Spring Anthem? — The Fairer Sex Files
As kids, a lot of times we identify socially by liking a certain genre of music. As a teen in the late 90s, I was a punk. Nowadays, I don't know what I am, and I like it a lot better that way. Even if I don't identify with music in the same way, though, it is still one of the most powerful forces in my life.
Fake House That Might Be The Gate to Hell in Brooklyn — Go Here
There are usually always a few people who know the secrets of a big city. People pass on the information because if they didn't, they might be lost forever. If you are a writer, sometimes you put them in your book; that's when things get awesome.
Good Humor, Bad Attitude — ‘Sno Cone Joe’ Arrested For Harassing ‘Mr. Ding-a-Ling’
Before we get into this story, can we address the fact that there is an actual Ice Cream company called 'Mr. Ding-A-Ling?' Did everyone know this but us?
‘Nothing But Trouble’ — Different Than We Remember
One of these people is Dan Aykroyd. 1992 was a weird time, guys. I'm glad we all got out okay.
Are Bane Boxer Briefs Cooler Than Batman Briefs? Probably, Yeah
As resident babe, allow me to first give you a little inside scoop on men's underwear: Most times, "funny" novelty drawers are not a good strategy.