Jameson LaMarca

At some point in life, almost every man wants to be a superhero.

People sometimes cheat in relationships.  It is an unfortunate fact of life.  If you are growing suspicious that your partner is being lead astray and need to find out the truth, here's one method we do not recommend: hiring someone hotter than you as bait to seduce your potentially unfaithful companion and pray that it will all turn out well.

Everyone has "a list."  You know which list we're talking about.  Whether it's saved in an encrypted Word document on your computer (really?) or typed in ancient Sanskrit or if you can simply recite it from memory (and kudos to you if you can but that must mean it's a rather low number), we all take inventory of our naughty stories.

Many people have the usually irrational fear that, while sitting on the toilet, something will come up from the drain and bite their exposed areas.  Once in a while, though, that irrational fear is justified by a four foot long California Kingsnake popping up to ask "which way to Manhattan and did you have salad for dinner?"

Mr. Wayne Comet Cripe from Raccoon Township, PA is being charged with a misdemeanor charge of invasion of privacy and a felony charge of intercept communications for going all "True Lies" on his soon-to-be ex-wife. The couple were living together, but had been separated for some time when the Mrs. found an audio transmitter under her bed.

Any good parent wants what is best for their kid, whether that means helping with school work, volunteering to carpool for soccer games or using the kids as test subjects for a burgeoning cosmetic surgery practice.  Who better to test your skills on than your own kids, right?

In the sport of mixed martial arts, two fighters enter the combat arena and, barring a draw or disqualification, one emerges the victor by knockout, submission or decision. During a recent event in Kentucky, no one told "the cage" that this is how the match is supposed to play out.

Admit it. You know who Hulk Hogan is from watching a wrestling match or two when you were a kid. There is also a strong chance you tried to tear apart your flimsiest t-shirt at a friend's birthday party in an effort to mimic Hogan and failed miserably.

Rising young star Amanda Seyfried has signed on to play Linda Lovelace in 'Lovelace,' one of two Hollywood stories about the famed porn star and her abusive relationship with husband and the porn industry at large.

The old-fashioned expression to "pull a boner" usually refers to someone making a silly mistake.  In an act of love and devotion, it seems as though one 21-year-old Iranian man may have taken that expression a little too literally.

With kids being constantly bombarded by all sorts of digital stimuli in this day and age, it is refreshing that they even know what baseball cards ARE and still trade with friends.

One of the first rules of thievery, so we've been told, is to have a great exit strategy.  Get in, get out and don't get caught while relaxing in the middle of your crime. Apparently, Jonathon Humphrey never learned the first rule. Probably why he got caught.

Many were calling Rosie Brovent and her poop tattoo the 21st Century version of the 'Scarlett Letter.' Ok, we were just calling it that around the office.

A local news team in Providence, Rhode Island recently uncovered a "new" drinking game that is sweeping across New England and could bring an end to higher education as we know it.  It's called "Beer Pong."

You 've seen Rocky. You've probably listened to the soundtrack countless times. 'Eye of the Tiger' is on your ‘workout mix’ right after those Lady Gaga songs you pretend you don’t own. Now, you can relive the magic of Rocky on stage…with choreography.