You see all kinds of people taking mass transit.

Shocking (and somewhat NSFW) video has surfaced of a banker snorting cocaine in plain view while riding the train in London earlier this month.

Ever so generous, he even offers some coke to other passengers.

Britain's Sun broke the story and while the audio is somewhat tough to hear, the paper did manage to capture some of his ramblings:

  • "I just like taking it."
  • "This is no playground boys. If you want to do a line and f****** play, you do it."
  • "Guys, if you want a gummy, there’s some on the floor."
  • "I have done enough. Honey, don’t get rich."
  • "Oh my God, I’m f*****. Oh my God I’ve just taken way too much coke. I’m freaking out."

One witness said what the video clearly shows -- he didn't care that people were watching him in disbelief, adding, "The guy was completely out of it. It was like something out of The Wolf of Wall Street, but on the Tube.

So, who exactly is this living embodiment of 1980s excess? The Daily Mail has identified him as 23-year-old Tom Osborne, who one friend claims  has had a tough go of it recently. Authorities are investigating the matter, which, if the coke hadn't worn off yet, will almost certainly kill his buzz.