WTF

Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

This will make your head spin.

America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.

It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.

He's gone from one cooler to another.

It's just another part of living in New York City.

Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.

This dad is a workaholic.

This guy is creepy and ridiculous.

This guy is feeling the burn.

This guy *may* have a drinking problem.

Be thankful you can't smell this.

Wonder if this team will be playing with blue balls.

We all strive to be good people, but we all fall short, to some degree.

If this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.

A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.