Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on ThanksgivingBefore Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.GuySpeed Editors
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her CarThis isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.Staff Writer
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too MuchPerhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.GuySpeed Editors
Oh, Nothing, Just a Teen Who Can Turn His Head 180 DegreesThis will make your head spin.Drew Weisholtz
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobAmerica runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.GuySpeed Editors
Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving...A Horse?!It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.Drew Weisholtz
Putz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsDon't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.Drew Weisholtz
Man Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer CoolerHe's gone from one cooler to another.Drew Weisholtz
Hey, Don't Be This Nose-Picking, Masturbating Train PassengerIt's just another part of living in New York City.Drew Weisholtz
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is the Ultimate in 2017Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.GuySpeed Editors
Man With 'I'm a Pornstar' Forehead Tattoo Arrested for GropingThis guy is creepy and ridiculous.Drew Weisholtz
Congrats to the Troubled Soul Who Just Got His 28th DWIThis guy *may* have a drinking problem.Drew Weisholtz
Gross #PortaPottyChallenge Is Bacteria-Filled Fun for AllBe thankful you can't smell this.Drew Weisholtz
Porn Star Sponsors Soccer Team Because Sex and Sports Are OneWonder if this team will be playing with blue balls.Drew Weisholtz
People Reveal the Worst Thing They've Done and We're All AwfulWe all strive to be good people, but we all fall short, to some degree.Drew Weisholtz
Woman Has Affair With Son-in-Law, Then Things Get Really WeirdIf this doesn't sound like a Lifetime movie, we don't know what does.Drew Weisholtz
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate ShirtA man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.Drew Weisholtz