Britney Breakfasttime — Hot Mess of the Day

Location: Your kitchen.

How She Got In: "Hush, you're so silly! How do you like your eggs?"

Hobbies: Perfecting her french toast recipe, gluing small pieces of dry cereal to her body to eliminate the need for clothing.

Skills: One-handed frying pan flips, un-traceable phone calls, and patience.

What She Ate for Breakfast: A lock of your hair.