The dude attached to this furry backside has no friends. If he does, he never consults their opinions on decisions like "should I get a stupid saying permanently inked on my butt" and other important matters.

Perhaps he does have friends and they convinced him this was a fantastic idea. Either way, we feel bad for this guy. If we're looking for the positives, at least the punctuation is correct. The period at the end was painful but pointless.

The guy must have a bunch of people hanging out around his naked south-end to make this tattoo even remotely amusing. Maybe he is incarcerated and wanted to give the other guys in the pen a little giggle. "Your tattoo is hysterical now stop crying because you're breaking my concentration."

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