The Midnight Writer

There will be just as many women watching the Super Bowl this year as men. The ladies are going to have somethings to say. These are just some guesses.

The ultimate authority on record-breaking achievement is the Guinness Book of World Records. Some Guinness World Records are shocking. Some are insane. More than a few are downright disgusting. There are some Guinness World Records that are damn hot. From women with massive chests to balloon busting babes, here are eight Guinness records that are pretty sexy.

Kurt Braunohler looks at things a little differently -- even podcasts.

Dad's style choices get a bad rap. Sure, some choices were way off base, but occasionally the old man would hit the style nail on the head.

Women turn down sex all the time. They always have a legit reason. Specifically, eleven reasons according to this honest list on TheFrisky.

A friend of mine suggested the new album from The Stepkids and said "you'll love it, it's funky yacht rock." I felt old for being unaware of The Stepkids and for not knowing funky yacht rock is a real thing -- and a compliment.

On September 28, 'Saturday Night Live' premieres with host, and 'SNL' alum, Tina Fey kicking off the 39th season of the show.

This homeless guy does some pretty decent 'Breaking Bad' impressions for a sandwich. Not bad.

Kids twerk. Moms twerk. Now grandma can shake her rump just like she did when the Great Depression ended and she wasn't hiding under school desks from atomic bombs or whatever people did back when everything was in black and white.

A man thinks about sex every six seconds. A man sings about sex every twenty seconds. Neither of those statements can be verified. Let's assume they are true.

Before Facebook, Twitter and the internmawebs, how did people spread news to one another?

Ever been so hungry that literally NOTHING could stop you from feasting on delivery grub? Not even a major red flag like...oh,I don't know...THE POSSIBILITY YOUR FOOD IS HAZMAT.

Scared Straight was a genius concept decades ago. What if it worked on comedians?

Lily Collins was named one of the most dangerous celebrities of 2013 because of what she can give you.

We're really not against Ben Affleck as the Dark Knight. Heck, we even defended the choice for the new Caped Crusader.

If you've ever been in the presence of a professional photographer, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, feel free to stick your filthy pointer fingers in your ear holes until I'm done.

Kennedy is a polarizing figure. She'll tell you as much. Her new book, The Kennedy Chronicles: The Golden Age of MTV Through Rose-Colored Glasses, the former MTV VJ explains why she was so hated (and often so loved) and relives some of the biggest moments in what she christens "the most important time in MTV's history."

Kumail Nanjiani is more than fine with never being the person in charge.

Home is where the heart is but work is where the sex is -- according to a new survey from a website that helps hook up cheaters with other cheaters.

Comics just keep dropping by our office. We find things for them to do. We were so close to making one guy do some filing. Lucky for him we don't have files.