The Midnight Writer

Kristy Love spent a year learning to be a masseuse. She was unable to secure a gig, not because she wasn't good at her job, but because of her massive 48NN chest.

Are you a mom? Do you have a teen daughter you just don't understand?

We're not even going to pretend we know the first thing about art but here is a piece of artistry we'll gladly get inside of behind.

Kevin Cotter's wife left him with almost nothing after their break-up. The one thing she did leave, however, ended up changing Kevin's life maybe even more than the divorce. She left her wedding dress.

You can learn a lot about a person based on 1) where they live and 2) their internet history. Today I learned the US is filled with fans of creampies and not the kind made by Hostess.

Kurt Braunholer doesn’t give a crap about taking a crap. The popular comedian and host of the ‘The K Ohle’ with Kurt Braunohler podcast on the Nerdist network is very open when it comes to what goes on behind bathroom doors.

In case you're unaware, or don't care about sports, Fox Sport 1 launched last week.

'Kick-Ass 2' hit theaters, which means the number of masked vigilantes on the prowl will quadruple.

Yesterday, I overheard one dude-bro discussing with another dude-bro his flatlining relationship and the correct procedure to "dump the nut job."

Author E. Jean Carroll's 1993 biography, Hunter: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson, available for free online. It's available for download in in PDF and RTF formats.

At least once a week, someone in the office will seize the opportunity -- either at lunch, around the coffee machine or while we're all huddled underneath our desks for a nap -- to tell the group a joke. Nine times out of ten the joke BOMBS.

'The Godfather' should never be touched. We're referring to both the fictional character and the entire movie franchise. It can never be improved upon (fine, the third movie needs a little work) and remains one of the greatest treasures in cinema.

Every dating website will preach the importance of a "wing man." Wing men are overrated. Wing women are the key to sex-cess.

Remember your brown bag lunches? They probably didn't look anything like these.

Keith and the Girl have been podcasting since before the world knew podcasting was an actual thing.

Before that morning, anything could have been inside that glove compartment and I wouldn't have known or cared, but when you get robbed, it forces a person to take personal inventory.

The big news coming from last week's Comic-Con was that the Man of Steel and the Caped Crusader will finally share the big screen.

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper, never a man to mince words or not speak his mind, was a recent guest on WODZ to promote an upcoming 2CW Wrestling show and Piper's Pit in Utica, NY.

Our philosophy with wedding planning is simple -- just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn't involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame.

I’m a firm believer that couples should share everything -- except a bed. Unfortunately, I’m in the minority.