The Midnight Writer

This week, college freshmen orientations begin around the country.

Summer vacation is the greatest time in a kid's life. No school. No bullies. No teachers. No worries.

Think of the hottest woman you know in real life – now think about her boyfriend or husband. He’s probably not as good-looking as his partner. Sure, there are handsome men in the world, and those guys usually end up with equally as gorgeous spouses, but there are far more attractive women in the world than men. Unattractive men get a ton of tail.

According to a recent study, the average man doesn’t reach a level of maturity until the age of 43. Women reach maturity at the age of 32.

Famous life quotes can be used as motivation, inspiration and express what the average man can’t put into words.

Did you know Kate Upton is filming a movie in the Hamptons with Mrs. Judd Apatow and the girl who really hasn't done much since 'The Mask' but once got Ben Stiller's sperm in her hair?

Another brawl in baseball. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke got plunked in a game last night against the Arizona Diamondbacks and the ensuing brawl is a great reminder to everyone on the East coast that baseball happens after 10PM our time and WHOKNEWAMMARIGHT...

The award-winning gourmet lollipop company, Lollyphile, has never been afraid to experiment with off-the-wall flavors. Four years ago, the "adult candy company" started producing absinthe-flavored suckers just before the absinthe ban was lifted...

The sun blasted through the open moonroof, tanning my powdered donut-colored face almost immediately. The first toasty day in months caused the chilled six-pack in the passenger seat to sweat as much as its designated driver. The first beer, chugged over the flames of a brand new grill, will be sweeter than all the desserts in the fridge, which I’ve been forbidden to touch until all the guests arr

This morning, en route to the bakery for my usual breakfast of seven glazed donuts and a Diet Shasta, I spotted this awesome little ride and had to snap some pics. The car was in pristine condition and the engine sparkled in the morning sun...

A health center in Progreso, Yucatan suspended eight employees suspected of participating in an orgy during work hours. According to reports, the employees of "Genital Hospital" organized a small party intended to "release some stress...

It's every child's dream to stumble upon a hidden treasure in their very own home. Think how many hours of youth are spent knocking on hollow walls, digging in the backyard and exploring crawl spaces in the hopes of finding something, anything, of value.

Kevin Nealon just seem like a nice guy. I based this assumption on his numerous TV appearances, stint on SNL, random tweets about my home state and everything else I'd read or heard about him over the years. "Oh, you're interviewing Kevin Nealon...

Dan St. Germain is a regular on ‘Best Week Ever’ on VH1 (yes, it’s back again) and has appeared on ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ and ‘John Oliver’s NY Standup Show.’ He’s developing a script for Comedy Central called 'Hell Hole' and a web series for Comedy Central Studios about night shift security guards.

Long before the internet, social media and entire TV stations dedicated to the sport, wrestling had to advertise their upcoming house shows much like the town plumber -- they took out ads in local newspapers.

Minor League baseball is often the place to find some of the most exciting plays of the year. Thankfully, those plays are available to watch online. It's much easier than fighting the massive crowds that pack minor league stadiums across the US...

Almost thirty years ago, five high school students, all from different background and social circles, showed up to their high school on a Saturday morning to serve detention. Eight hours later -- after some incredible soul searching, a lot of arguing, laughing and dancing -- the five emerged as unlikely friends...

The cherry red 1964 Chevy made famous in the 1994 classic 'Pulp Fiction' is coming home to owner Quentin Tarantino. The ride was stolen from outside Tarantino's house back in 1995 and was recovered last week after the arrest of a suspected classic car thief.

The cultural maturation of a young boy into a man is a gradual process. It begins in the teen years with the shedding of many of the toys and collectibles he treasured as a child -- the teddy bear companion for example -- and continues even through adult life...