Grandma’s Got Tons of Guns and Ganja

The biggest pot dealer in town might also be found dealing cards in a game of Bridge. 

On Monday, cops busted into the apartment of 73-year-old Darlene Mayes to find she was packing 4 pounds of pot, $276,000 in cash, a semiautomatic pistol and a revolver.

The woman was the kingpin (queenpin?) of an alleged drug ring for years, supplying about 40 percent of the marijuana in an area that includes Tulsa, Oklahoma and parts of Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri.

She kept a bunch of vaccuum-sealed bags stuffed with cash where her grandchildren slept. Allegedly,  she told officers the money was for her retirement fund. Ha, 401k? More like 420k.

With this story and the video promoting safe sex for seniors, we now understand why they're called the Golden Years.

[Via HuffPo]