Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on ThanksgivingWoman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on ThanksgivingBefore Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With...Hand Lotion?Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With...Hand Lotion?What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was ParkedMan Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was ParkedLet this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim's HomeSloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim's Home"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
McDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfMcDonald's Drive-Thru Robber Wedges Through Window, Helps HerselfGo ahead -- get your Hamburglar jokes ready.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too MuchPolice End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too MuchPerhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Dunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobDunkin' Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the JobAmerica runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving...A Horse?!Woman Arrested for Drunk Driving...A Horse?!It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Judge Sentences Man to Write 144 Nice Things About Ex-GirlfriendJudge Sentences Man to Write 144 Nice Things About Ex-GirlfriendIf you don't have anything nice to say, don't text.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
A Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on HalloweenA Baby Boy Named Frankenstein Was Born on HalloweenTalk about an entrance.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Putz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsPutz Who Stole $1 and a Plant Going to Jail for Up to 15 YearsDon't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer CoolerMan Arrested for Drinking After Getting Trapped in Beer CoolerHe's gone from one cooler to another.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Worst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity WardWorst (New) Dad Ever Sells Heroin in Maternity WardThis dad is a workaholic.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Armed Robbers With Low Expectations Demand Just $1Armed Robbers With Low Expectations Demand Just $1This is the very definition of small time crooks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Invisible Car Comes From Nowhere in Bizarre CrashInvisible Car Comes From Nowhere in Bizarre Crash"Out of thin air" has never been more accurate.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops DoughnutsWanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops DoughnutsHe may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man With 'I'm a Pornstar' Forehead Tattoo Arrested for GropingMan With 'I'm a Pornstar' Forehead Tattoo Arrested for GropingThis guy is creepy and ridiculous.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Carries 26 Beer Steins Into Record-Breaking HistoryMan Carries 26 Beer Steins Into Record-Breaking HistoryIt's pretty amazing what people can accomplish when they set their minds to it.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling 'How to Rob a Bank'Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling 'How to Rob a Bank'Well, here's something Google can't help you do.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys LossDrunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys LossThis guy is feeling the burn.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors