Deena From ‘Jersey Shore’ Gets Arrested — Hot Mess of the Day

Name: Deena Nicole Cortese

Occupation: One of the countless Hot Messes on 'Jersey Shore'

Interests: "Shots, shots, shots-shots-shots, shots!" ... Animal prints, tanning, Guidos, UGGs, hot tubs, "Patron, Tequila, I'm drunk off margaritas."

Hobbies: Getting plastered on boardwalks, spooning with huge stuffed animals, making out with inanimate objects, and, of course, fist pumping.

What I'm doing with my life: Aside from being a reality TV star, I'm using my free time to party and live life. Oh, and getting arrested for party rockin'.

5 things I can't live without: RedBull, music, MTV (seriously, what else would I be doing?), my strong liver, and Snooki (for being even more of a hot mess than I am).

The first thing people notice about me is: I don't care what people notice about me. It's my body, I do what I want.

HEY, GUYS! This is not a real profile. It was made up for the sheer entertainment that comes from browsing through pictures of, well, hot messes. BUT, in this case, the situation is from real life. BTW! If you or someone you know should be one of our Hot Messes of the Day, send us a quick email.