Destiny Newton Sacks Us in the Afternoon Eyegasm

Destiny Newtown is the girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. They are not engaged. Hear us? Not engaged. Good. We'll hold off our tears until the day it happens.

The photo above was taken on a recent beach day with Aaron in Hawaii. [Insert predictable jokes about lais and islands that sound like sex terms here.]

As we choke back tears, ejoy an amazing Destiny Newton gallery.

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