Have You Seen the Scissor Vixens?

We swear, we were just trying to order a new pair of scissors online. Instead, we found Scissor Vixens, a site for men who love "women with powerful thighs capable of making grown men cry."

Like most sites with pics of hot babes they list the measurements of each girl, but Scissor Vixens also includes stats on their quads, biceps and calves.

Our favorite part of the site, though, are the flushed and pained facial expressions of the voluntary victims. When we said we liked the idea of being a hot chick's "thigh master," this is not really what we had in mind.