Man Pulls Truck With Beard Because Facial Hair Means Virility
Beards. They're not just for lazy guys who want to appear terrifying or look like too-cool hipsters anymore.
In this video from 2013, a man pulls a truck with his beard. The truck, which he pulled 133 feet, weighed more than 6,800 pounds.
Afterwards, he probably needed two beers -- one for himself and another for the beard, which worked up a bigger thirst.
Of course, we're mildly skeptical this is even real. After all, there's a dude sitting in the driver's seat, so, for all we know, he could be gently tapping the gas pedal to help spur the stunt along.
If this is real, though, we demand the guy push himself to new limits by trying to pull a helicopter with his scrotum. That'd be even more impressive.