We'll give the guy who filmed this points for somehow keeping it together while a gigantic, out-of-control truck barrels DIRECTLY TOWARD HIM on I-95. Seriously, man, not even an "Uh-oh, I really hope that doesn't hit me"?

The amateur cameraman you see here was sitting behind two trucks that were stopped ahead of him when he whipped his around and saw, through the rear windshield, a third truck. This one, however, had slipped on some black ice and the driver lost control. The truck then barely avoids him, smashing right through the median and winding up on the other side of the highway.

It all occurs in a matter of seconds, after which we do hear the camera guy breathing a bit heavy. A total underreaction, if you ask us. We'll be over here, breathing into this paper bag.