Somebody get these guys a basketball and a hoop.

In this 2014 video, a quartet of fellas with hops so mad they're incensed show off jumping skills that will make you think they may have springs in the soles of their shoes. That, or they were secretly created in a lab in the Marvel universe.

This is pretty amazing. Not only do they jump to a different altitude, but notice how their shoes barely register a sound when they do it. There's no sign of struggle whatsoever. The great ones make it look easy because they know exactly what they're doing.

We're pretty sure we can't do this. In fact, the only kind of jumping we can do this with this kind of frequency is to conclusions and, sadly, that kind of clever wordplay is not nearly as cool to watch unfold as this athletic achievement.