What the...?

The title of this video is ‘Every ‘90s Commercial Ever,’ and it starts out that way before FORTHELOVEOFGODSOMEONESTOPTHEMURDER.

Yes, this video takes a dark turn into the low-budget zombie B-movie section of your 1990s video store.

No amount of Big Game Liquid Slam or Big Game Pizza Pigskin can prepare you for the craziness in this ad, which makes the 'Too Many Cooks' intro look tame by comparison.

You’ve been warned.